Show off your Tentacles with Kraken Wear!

Note: Proceeds from these t-shirts and posters go to the Muscatine River Monster Project and the designers who make it happen. If you appreciate the River Monster Project and want to help support it, these items are a great way – Thanks!

Susanna with her Muscatine River Monster TeeKraken T-Shirt

Sport your enjoyment of my visit to your town with this stylish t-shirt. Screenprinted by hand, er…by tentacle, on super-soft 100% cotton, this shirt will make you wish it came in seven different colors so you could wear one for every day of the week.

  • Fashion fit
  • Light grey ‘silver’ color
  • 100% cotton, pre-shrunk
  • TearAway™ label
  • Available in sizes S, M, L and Youth S, M
  • Notes: Youth shirts are heather grey instead of silver. Youth sizes will also fit a petite female.

Price: $18 adult sizes, $14.50 youth sizes

 Should we do a sale? Yes!  Ok, T-shirts are $12, $10 for youth sizes. (for now!:-) 

Just  go to the River Monster Store and use code ‘ KrakenFan ‘ to get the sale price!

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Kraken Poster - Don't I look cute?

Kraken Poster

You wouldn’t believe how long I had to sit still for them to make this portrait of me. My tentacles were so tired! I hope that someday I’m famous enough to have a stunt double (for the high buildings) and a look-alike (for poster drawing sessions).  This poster is intentionally a gritty, grungy representation of my bubbly personality. It will make you appear really tough to all the people who see it on your wall.

  • 18″ wide by 24″ tall
  • Black on white
  • Matte finish
  • $8.00 + S&H



Shipping and handling is  $5 , anywhere in the USA. Aren’t I a nice Kraken!


I know that sometimes something just doesn’t quite fit right. (Believe me, I’ve spent all day at Younker’s before, trying to find a pair of gym shorts with eight armholes.) If you need to return your item, it will make me sad, but I will put on my happy face and exchange it for something that fits just right.


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