Welcome! I’m the Muscatine River Monster and I’ve come to devour, er, snack on your town!
Actually, I’m a friendly monster and good things happen wherever I visit.
Believe it or not, I’ve been coming here for a long time! You can read about my earlier visits here: The Legend of the Kraken.
Enjoy! And I hope to see you in downtown Muscatine soon…I’ll be hanging around…long as there’s snacks.